What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:18
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
So they tried
Secret leprosy infected the Americas before European arrival - DW
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
Atque sapiente quis aspernatur.
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Scientists May Have Discovered a Surprising Health Benefit of Mango - EatingWell
Still no good.
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Ireland added to list of countries monitored by the U.S. for currency manipulation - Fortune
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
What breakthroughs are happening in foundational models of artificial intelligence (AI) in China?
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
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How do teachers justify punishing a student for fighting back against their bullies?
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
Searching for axions by analyzing X-ray observations of entire galaxies - Phys.org
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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